people are like
“you cant be gayer than shinee or exo”
and im like
But then, there’s Wu Fan who seem to disagree.
- Suho: "Just move on and be stronger. You are better off without him."
- Luhan: "He wasn't kawaii like me anyways. You need someone cuter."
- Kris: "Look at me. Now look at him. Now look at me again. See how much better you could do? No, you can't have me. Maybe next time."
- Chen: "Here's a joke to make you feel better. You're a beautiful girl."
- Lay: "Lie down, close your eyes, and listen to the Unicorn's wise words."
- Chanyeol: "DUUUDDDEEE! Why you all sad? You got dumped royally, hahaha! Just let loose, babe! Crack, crack!! YAY! WOOHOO! I'm hot!
- Baekhyun: "OMG forget him! Let's go put on eyeliner! Let me teach you so you can look better and not get dumped like a loser next time!"
- Sehun: "Let's get drunk on bubble tea together and make you forget why you weren't good enough for him. Oops, I mean, uhhh, LUHAN help!!!!"
- Tao: "I will wushu his ass for dumping you! Now, let's go get a Gucci bag."
- Xiumin: "Best break up food ever; Baozis. You will feel like a Goddess after you eat them. Trust me. it works for me every time. I'm Male God."
- D.O: "Let me cook you a nice meal and you tell D.O what that mean boy did to you. I can handle jerks well. Who do you think owns Kai?"
- Kai: "......." *takes shirt off* "You're welcome."
130606 @ Daejeon Fansign
Fan: Do you kick everyone who tries to get on your bed? Luhan: Yup. Fan: What about Sehun? Luhan: *looks over to Sehun*
(cr:: exonyeoshidae)” —(via sarangshai)
- Suho: yo gonna show u ma dick
- Baekhyun: my ass is prettier than u
- Lay: freestyle kid
- Luhan: girly body wave (tongue bonus)
- Kris: rubbing my chest cause bitches love duizhang's chest
- Xiumin: fuck you all im hyuna
- Suho will marry you even if you’re a 99er
- Kris doesn’t think he’ll look good in a rainbow colored hair
- Xiumin is still the baozi
- Lu Han thinks he’s a giraffe
- Yixing puts lotion on his body before sleeping
- Chanyeol loves to hit ( or kiss ) Baekhyun before sleeping so he can do so peacefully
- Jongdae’s confidence is bigger than China
- Sehun should stay away from Jongdae