EXO comforting you after getting dumped!

Suho: "Just move on and be stronger. You are better off without him."
Luhan: "He wasn't kawaii like me anyways. You need someone cuter."
Kris: "Look at me. Now look at him. Now look at me again. See how much better you could do? No, you can't have me. Maybe next time."
Chen: "Here's a joke to make you feel better. You're a beautiful girl."
Lay: "Lie down, close your eyes, and listen to the Unicorn's wise words."
Chanyeol: "DUUUDDDEEE! Why you all sad? You got dumped royally, hahaha! Just let loose, babe! Crack, crack!! YAY! WOOHOO! I'm hot!
Baekhyun: "OMG forget him! Let's go put on eyeliner! Let me teach you so you can look better and not get dumped like a loser next time!"
Sehun: "Let's get drunk on bubble tea together and make you forget why you weren't good enough for him. Oops, I mean, uhhh, LUHAN help!!!!"
Tao: "I will wushu his ass for dumping you! Now, let's go get a Gucci bag."
Xiumin: "Best break up food ever; Baozis. You will feel like a Goddess after you eat them. Trust me. it works for me every time. I'm Male God."
D.O: "Let me cook you a nice meal and you tell D.O what that mean boy did to you. I can handle jerks well. Who do you think owns Kai?"
Kai: "......." *takes shirt off* "You're welcome."

“경축!! EXO 레전드 라디오 방송 탄생” 역시!! 엑소는 심심타파랑 잘맞는가봉가!!! 엑소 완전체! 완전체고시다!! pic.twitter.com/gb9jfQzD6X

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